After George (Ken Finkleman) picks up Claire (Lauren Lee Smith) from an extravagant shopping adventure, his cell phone rings. To his shock, it's the most beautiful girl in the world who he met at a coffee shop and offered a show. He hangs up immediately, claiming it's a telemarketer. Claire is suspicious. George vents to Doug (Jason Weinberg) about the call. The previously happy beautiful woman has broken up with her boyfriend and is now despondent and desperate to appear on The Ugly Side of Beauty, the non-existent show he claimed he was producing. To get her to stop stalking him, George begs Doug to date her and leaves for a meeting. George meets with Weldon (Damir Andrei), a journalist with a pitch about his life as a beat reporter. As George gushes over the idea of corrupt city politics, the beautiful girl (Christine Tizzard) interrupts - berating him for dumping Doug on her and lying about the show. He pulls her aside admitting his other show won't happen and then promises her a ...