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"Nostalgia Critic" It (TV Episode 2010) Poster

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(2010)

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Nostalgia Critic: The answer will be revealed in...

[opens envelope and looks at slip of paper; screams]

Nostalgia Critic: Another fucking flashback!

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Nostalgia Critic: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but first you gotta throw'em.

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[during a scene where Henry Bowers sees a vision of Pennywise in the moon]

Nostalgia Critic: Oh, hey, it's a beautiful Tim Curry out tonigh... AAAAAAAAAAHHH!

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['It' is revealed to be a giant, crude-looking six-legged spider, all done as a lame stop motion effect]

Nostalgia Critic: What? WWWHAT?

[He sputters incoherently before throwing a glass of whiskey onto his face]

Nostalgia Critic: WHAT? WE WAITED THREE FUCKING HOURS FOR THAT? You can't be serious! You CAN'T be serious! If I heard that a movie called 'It' was just building up to a big, silly monster, I'd think this would have been a better payoff!

[He shows a picture of Cousin Itt from 'The Addams Family']

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Nostalgia Critic: You would think a psychotic killer clown would be a little nicer!

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Richie Tozier: Oh, come on, guys. What are you gonna do now, sing Kumbaya? Wake up! Take a breath. You smell that? That's death.

Nostalgia Critic: You hear the wind? That's death. You feel the ground? That's death. You feel that itching in the back of your head? That's... probably a mosquito.

[pause]

Nostalgia Critic: Mosquito of DEATH!

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Nostalgia Critic: [drunk] I'm playing the Stephen King drinking game.

Spider Sam: Good God! That game's been known to kill!

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Tom Rogan: Bev? You need me! BEEEEV!

Nostalgia Critic: [laughs] Nice emoting there, guy.

Tom Rogan: BEEEEV!

Nostalgia Critic: [mocks Tom] BEEEEV!

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Nostalgia Critic: ...Oh, no, she dropped her can of 'Beer' beer. Isn't that the drink that the movie 'Steel' made famous?

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Nostalgia Critic: Oh, yeah, I forgot. Everybody in a Stephen King story is a JACKASS except for the insecure poet and/or loser. I think that calls for another shot.

[takes a shot and puts it aside]

Nostalgia Critic: Why are you all spinning?

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Nostalgia Critic: This is what you were afraid of the whole time, guys. An acrobatic stop-motion clown with a flashlight coming out his head. I'm drunk and even I'm not afraid of that.

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