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"Come Fly with Me" Episode #1.6 (TV Episode 2011) Poster

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(2011)

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Omar Baba: I am... humble man. When I started this airline, all I had was a dream. And 3.2 billion pounds my father gave me.

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Disgruntled Passenger #3: I'm here with my wife and kids, this is our holiday, thanks to you lot going on strike, you've ruined our holiday!

Taaj Manzoor: No, boss, you ruined your holiday.

Disgruntled Passenger #3: Well, how'd you work that one out?

Taaj Manzoor: Because you was a cheapskate and you booked with a crap airline, isn't it?

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Flying School Interviewer: Qualifications. Do you have any GCSEs?

Tommy Reid: Uh, well, you see, we don't have GCSEs in Scotland, we just have Standards.

Flying School Interviewer: Oh, I'm sorry. Do you have any Standards?

Tommy Reid: No.

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[Tommy is talking to the film crew about how he thought the interview went, then the Interviewer comes out of his office]

Tommy Reid: Did I get it?

Flying School Interviewer: I'm sorry?

Tommy Reid: Did I get it?

Flying School Interviewer: We'll write to you.

Tommy Reid: Oh no, don't do that, I cannae read.

[the Interviewer looks awkward and goes back inside his office]

Tommy Reid: [turning back to the film crew, giving the thumbs up] I think I got it!

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[Fearghal O'Farrell has just won the Steward of the Year award, except he's in joint first-place with a stewardess]

Fearghal O'Farrell: Bull-shit! There's no way I'm sharing this award with her! I scored 100% in those customer satisfaction forms! I know because I filled in every one myself! I force-fed nuts to a man with a nut allergy and then saved his life, AND I slept with the Chairman of Our Lady Air!

[he snatches the trophy off the stewardess]

Fearghal O'Farrell: I'm having this! Thank you and goodnight.

[he storms off the stage]

Dale Winton: What's got into her?

Fearghal O'Farrell: Gay, orange, turd!

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