Daniel Tosh - Host
So what if Americans are fat and lazy - if your terrible country's food didn't taste like dong - you would eat a lot more, too. Sure this country isn't perfect - our cheese is awful - our cars are junk - the American Dream is something only foreigners believe in - and the movie "The American" scored a 38% on the Tomato-meter. The US of A is still the greatest country ever stolen. We took it from the Indians - forced the Chinese to build it - and then made the blacks maintain it. For the record,...
Let's Get Retarded
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