In the land of Orlais, where battles are fought with swords and magic, a young heroine rises as templars, mages, and dragons clash. Cassandra, a brash and beautiful Seeker, must stop a ... See full summary »
J. Michael Tatum,
The modern-day descendant of Little Red Riding Hood brings her fiancé home to meet her family and reveal their occupation as werewolf hunters, but after he is bitten by a werewolf, she must protect him from her own family.
Young, innocent, and quirky June (Felicia Day), a violinist, spends her days working in an oddball Venice coffee shop, her nights rehearsing for a professional music career, and all-hours ... See full summary »
Chris Henry Coffey,
Cliché after cliché, this is a bad way to spend 48 minutes. Maybe if I were a gamer and knew the storyline of the video game, I might have gotten more out of this. It seems to me, though, that any project of this type (including movies based on comic books and graphic novels) must be able to stand on its own and not be dependent on a small demographic for its success.
This was so bad, it hurt. Written by and starring Felicia "I act with my eyes" Day, this makes Roger Corman look like Kubrick.
Really, the only cliché this was missing was the villain yelling "YOU MADE ME" at the heroes. It was, at least, implied with his "How could I not? It was almost involuntary."
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