Harvey Finevoice: [singing] Did you ever know that you're my hero?
Pollo the Robot: [speaking; monotone] Because you are the wind beneath my wings.
90s Kid: ROCK ON!
Linkara: Also at the bottom is a bar that indicates that this is the Nintendo Comics System. Okay, Nintendo, we get it: Nintendo Entertainment System. You don't have to label everything a system. After all, you didn't name the product you're shilling here, "The Gameboy Entertainment System," now did you?
Linkara: We open on a close-up of somebody's Gameboy as they play Super Mario Land. For some reason I'm really hungry right now for a Hershey bar.
[notes the blatant product placement]
Linkara: There's some narration on top: "look around you."
[Linkara literally looks around]
Linkara: Oh I get it, trying to misdirect us so we won't notice how stupid this comic is, huh?
Manager: Did they hurt you, Herman?
Herman: Well they would have if it hadn't fought them off.
Linkara: There were twenty of them, and they kept yelling about how they like the Atari Linx more. I went Kung-Tendo on their asses!
Herman: There's no law and order anymore.
Linkara: Oh, come on, "Criminal Intent" and "Special Victims Unit" are still on.
Linkara: [Herman steals another Gameboy] What are you going to do with two? Use a link cable between them and play a fighting game so you can feel good about beating yourself? Then again, a guy with such a great personality as yours is probably used to beating yourself.
Linkara: Kid, you're like 15 and you live in New York, grow a pair.
Linkara: This comic sucks, but it's so much fun in its stupidity.
Narrator: This is the real world, where "Super Mario Land" is only an exciting video game...
Linkara: [as narrator] And don't you just wish you were playing that right now instead of reading this?