Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
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Nine Magic Fingers 

Alan begins working on getting Lyndsey back, but his days at Walden's place may be numbered after Walden hooks up with Charlie's gold-digger ex girlfriend, Courtney.


James Widdoes


Chuck Lorre (created by), Lee Aronsohn (created by) | 4 more credits »

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Episode credited cast:
Ashton Kutcher ... Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer ... Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones ... Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell ... Berta
Marin Hinkle ... Judith Melnick
Jenny McCarthy ... Courtney
Judy Greer ... Bridget Schmidt
Courtney Thorne-Smith ... Lyndsey Mackelroy
Grady Lee Richmond ... Elmer
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Jeanette Avery ... Party Guest
Jackie Becker ... Partygoer
Brandon Claybon ... Partygoer #2


Walden realizes after the disastrous dinner his chances of patching up with Bridget are negligible. Alan abuses his hospitality to bring over his best ex Lyndsey, even Bertha her equally unattractive 'beau' Elmer. Alan convinces Walden to start looking for girls in bars. To his horror, but Jake's frustrated delight, Charlie's leach-like gold-digger lover Lyndsey hooks Walden. Written by KGF Vissers

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Comedy | Romance


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Release Date:

10 October 2011 (USA) See more »

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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital



Aspect Ratio:

16:9 HD
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Did You Know?


As of this episode, Angus T. Jones is no longer the "half man," as he celebrated his 18th birthday just two days before the original broadcast. One can argue that the not-so-wise decision for Chuck Lorre to continue the series, was attributed to not just Charlie Sheen's demise, but Angus's milestone. See more »


Walden Schmidt: He's gonna move out at some point, right?
Berta: [touching his face] You are SO cute!
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Crazy Credits

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #357 I've just learned that 96% of the universe is made up of stuff we don't understand, can't measure, and, until very recently, didn't even know existed. Personally, I find this extremely reassuring. A big mystery in my life is finally solved. I mean, think about it. What chance did both of my marriages have when we were all so clueless regarding the fundamental nature of everything? On a very deep, quantum level, I feel vindicated. In fact, I'm thinking of sending a note to both exes. Something along the lines of, "I told you that dark energy wasn't just coming from me. It was in you, the coffee table, your mother - it was all around us. Goo goo g'joob, baby!" See more »


Two and a Half Men Theme
Written by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn, and Chuck Lorre
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Forget story, lets just go for sex jokes
26 May 2017 | by studioATSee all my reviews

Having established the Ashton Kutcher character and how he interacts with the other main characters it was now time for the writers to give him actual story lines! This episode is pretty standard of 'Two and a half Men' at this stage of its run. It's bawdy, it's obsessed with sex, but there are some good lines in there along the way.

Jon Cryer if anything is carrying the show by this point, surprisingly more so than Kutcher. I don't like the fact they've made his character such a sponger, but I think that's a drop in the ocean at this point.

The once mighty show is falling quickly.

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