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Robot & Frank (2012) Poster

(2012)

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Robot: Warning. Do not molest me.

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Robot: Hello, Frank. It is a pleasure to meet you.

Frank: How do you know?

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Robot: Frank, that cereal is for children. Enjoy this grapefruit.

Frank: *You're* for children, stupid.

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Frank: Every security system is designed by security companies, not thiefs. It's not the question of if a thief can break in, it's how long. They place all the heavy systems where their customers can see them. They're selling the feel of security.

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Frank: I knew you had an off switch.

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Frank: I would rather die eating cheeseburgers than live off of steamed cauliflower.

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Frank: The human brain, a lovely piece of hardware.

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Frank: Can't you just erase the bad parts?

Robot: My memory is a holographic array. If I lost half of it I'd still have every memory, just in half the resolution.

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Robot: After you wipe my memory things can go back to normal and you can continue planning your next job.

Frank: What did you say?

Robot: Remember Frank, your next job. You deal in diamonds and jewels, the most value by the ounce. It's not too late, Frank. Don't give up. Lifting that high-end stuff, no one gets hurt. Except those insurance company crooks.

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Frank: Why are you wearing a space helmet?

Robot: Frank, we need to leave.

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Jennifer: [Addressing robots] Are you two enjoying the party?

"Mr. Darcy," robotic 'Assistant Librarian': [Synthesized speech] I'm functioning normally.

Robot: As am I.

Frank: [Addressing robots] Why don't you... mingle, together?

"Mr. Darcy," robotic 'Assistant Librarian': [Synthesized speech] I have no functions or tasks that require a verbal interaction with the VGC 60 L.

Jennifer: Mr. Darcy, that is so rude.

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Frank: I hate hikes. God damned bugs! You've seen one tree - you've seen all.

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[last lines]

Hunter: [reading a note from Frank] "Check the Robot's garden, under the tomatoes. Have fun, kids. Dad."

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Frank: Fuck this shit.

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Robot: Self-destruct sequence initialized.

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Frank: [to Robot] It's perfection! We know there is something worth stealing. we know when to go in, how to get in and how to get out. It would be a crime *not* to do it.

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Frank: [to Jennifer] How do you know this whole thing isn't just one big scam?

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[first lines]

[a phone rings, and a recorded female voice announces: "Call from Madison Weld. Call from Madison Weld"]

Frank: [Sleepy] Hello?

Madison: Hey, dad!

Frank: What? Wha...?

Madison: [On a wall video phone, with noisy transmission] Daddy, it's me, Madison. Hi!

Frank: Oh, yeah! Yeah... Hey. How are you doing?

Madison: I'm wonderful. Turkmenistan is so beautiful. I am sorry I haven't called. How are you?

Frank: Oh! You know... fine. I'm OK.

Madison: Has Hunter been coming around?

Frank: Hunter?

Madison: [Image flickers] Dad?

[Image is gonne]

Madison: [Video phone screen message and recorded female voice announce: "Connection lost"]

Frank: Madison...

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