Marc Cushman/Cash Markman, signing this Penthouse video with his name spelled Ca$h, delivers timid content hardly living up to the title. As often is the case, his main intent seems to be giving employment to NonSex Actors in the Chatsworth casting catalog, rather than entertaining porn fans.
Two vignettes are linked, as Kris Slater plays a masochist hanging in a cage on a cheap dungeon set, where he watches Mason Moore and tattoo lady Juelz Ventura have Sapphic Sex just out of his reach. At least the fans get to gaze at four very big boobs in this segment, in which Kris can only masturbate as voyeur, literally left hanging at the end.
The 5-vignette show ends with Kris returning in the cage, only to be serviced by dominatrix Aiden Starr. The in-joke is that Starr is a leading star in lesbian bondage porn, taking a break to lord it over a guy for a change.
Wimpiest scene has crew member Jay Jorden setting up a camera to photograph his wife Krissy Lynn having sex with another guy: Tyler Knight in interracial action. It's just another lame "hotwifing" routine.
A scene set in a porno movie theater (with cliched moaning and groaning voice track blasting has Bill Bailey the lucky patron serviced in the audience by a lusty Latina, while Dirty Harry (NonSex guy) watches from the back row. Borrrring.
Somewhat redeeming was the chance to see a truly beautiful Euro porn starlet Blue Angel getting humped by Evan Stone after first appearing slightly cocooned in Saran wrap. This is typical of Cash paying lip service to the notion of kink.
Tori Black is the hostess for this junk, reciting pointless drivel from the pen of "Man of a Thousand script" Markman, and not even removing a stitch of her clothing -the old Penthouse Video bait & switch routine.
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