Andre Harris: I've always gotten A's in music. How does a person go from an A to a D?
Jade West: It happened to me in the eighth grade.
Beck Oliver: Mr. Robbie Shapiro.
Robbie Shapiro: Hey, Beck.
Beck Oliver: Let's talk Secret Santa.
Robbie Shapiro: You're my Secret Santa?
Beck Oliver: Merry Christmas, Rob.
[he gives a sign, and a pretty girl comes from behind]
Robbie Shapiro: You bought me a girl?
[claps his hands excitedly]
Robbie Shapiro: I'm not paying three dollars for a coffee!
[Beck gives him money]
Robbie Shapiro: Woah, this will pay for coffee and scaunes!
Beck Oliver: Scones.
Robbie Shapiro: Maybe in Canada.
Mr. Sikowitz: Courtney Van Cleef? Aww no, that kids a freaky little weirdo.
Sinjin Van Cleef: She's my sister.
Mr. Sikowitz: I know. I don't understand why your parents didn't stop at you.
Beck Oliver: You know how you used to talk about that bully, the one who used to beat you up when you were seven?
Robbie Shapiro: Yeah, Christie Vakaris. And I hated that beefy little witch, and her mean face!
Beck Oliver: And you said you'd kill for just one chance to tell her off.
Robbie Shapiro: Yeah?
Beck Oliver: Robbie... Christie Vakaris!
Robbie Shapiro: You found her...? You're Christie?
Christie Vakaris: So, you wanna tell me off?
Robbie Shapiro: Well... I did. But now you're hot!
Cat Valentine: Hey, Andre! Christmas beef?
Andre Harris: Yeah, sure.
Andre Harris: Wait. Who made it?
Cat Valentine: My brother.
Andre Harris: M-mm. No, no thank you.
Cat Valentine: Why not?
Andre Harris: 'Cause last month, I ate his Thanksgiving sausage, and I'm still a mess.