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I Love You... I am The Porn Queen (2013)

Diva Jones (Ani Kyd) is a porn star known for her love story porn movies but has no idea what the word love means. She watches couples in love interact so that she can fake the act of love ... See full summary »

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Ani Kyd Wolf (as Ani Kyd)

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Ani Kyd Wolf (as Ani Kyd)
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Ani Kyd Wolf ... Diva Jones (as Ani Kyd)
Jello Biafra ... Francis Alexander / Syd
Nardwuar the Human Serviette Nardwuar the Human Serviette ... Porn Director (as Nardwuar)
Toby Lindala ... Porn Star
Joyce Wallbank Joyce Wallbank ... Harry's Wife
Neville Wallbank Neville Wallbank ... Harry
Rebecca Lash Rebecca Lash ... Girlfriend Dancing In Bar
Charlie Nesbitt ... Boyfriend In The Bar
Cole Jackson Cole Jackson ... Bartender
Joy Roberts Joy Roberts ... Girl In Bar
Amber Lee Bartlett Amber Lee Bartlett ... Store Clerk (as Amber Bartlett)
Dickie Snit Dickie Snit ... Camerman / Guy In Bar
Scott Carroll Scott Carroll ... Boom Operator
Tracey Turcott Tracey Turcott ... Girl In Bar
Ashley Goddard Ashley Goddard ... Lighting Guy / Guy In Bar
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Diva Jones (Ani Kyd) is a porn star known for her love story porn movies but has no idea what the word love means. She watches couples in love interact so that she can fake the act of love on film. Her deviant porn agent Syd (Jello Biafra) gets her a gig with the famous but old and decrepit sculptor Francis Alexander (Jello Biafra) Francis wants to use her as a model for his 'sculpture of love' He is the first man who looks at her like a person not an object. while In the process of spending time together Diva starts to have emotions for Francis but has no idea what they are. Written by Anonymous

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Short | Drama | Music | Romance

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Canada

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English

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17 October 2013 (Switzerland) See more »

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Cadirimin Ustune
Something About Reptiles
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Musical promo disguised as a short student film
4 September 2012 | by nathanschubachSee all my reviews

I don't know whether I'm jaded by attending one too many goth clubs or what, but this girl and her problems are in every bar across California. I really didn't feel like Ani Kyd sold her story that well because her back story felt made-up and cliché for such a traumatizing experience. She's over-thinking the entire concept of love, and she doesn't seem like she would be in a porn at all, let alone be a "porn queen." Another problem I had was with Jello Biafra and why he was probably in this short film: to sell his new band and get acting credentials on this website. I understand why he was basically the same character in the movie for two roles, but he's the kind of face/personality that basically takes over any production with his larger-than-life persona, leaving all of the story and others characters to suffer. It's no longer a student film but rather "The Jello Biafra Show." The music was a bit heavy in almost every scene, feeling almost like someone with an iPod trying to force you to listen to everything on their personal playlist. I give the story some respect; I'm sure it happens in porn-stars lives that they have to deal with love in their own way. The indie nature of the film was admirable, too, and much respect should be shown to the crew and Nardwuar for filming a bit of behind-the-scenes on his YouTube channel for this film (or I would have never seen it). When it was over, though, I felt bombarded with this girl's emotional issues and feelings of confusion due to Jello's acting choices. It's worth a watch if you like Nardwuar, Jello Biafra, or the indie effort, but it's a tad below average in my opinion.


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