The Right Kind of Wrong (2013)
Ryan Kwanten: Leo Palamino
Leo Palamino : Writing and the pursuit of a woman, like any impossible dream, are not about immediate results. They're about telling the truth.
Neil : So, someone started a drinking game.
Leo Palamino : How's it work?
Neil : Well, it's very simple. They go into a pub. If you're in the pub, you're drinking and you say, "I love you," then they drink.
Mandeep : Hmm.
Neil : [seeing Leo get up on the stool] No no no no no. Leo, no, come on.
Mandeep : [together with Neil] No no no no no no NOOOO no no no no no! No.
Leo Palamino : [to the crowd] You're assholes! You know that?
Leo Palamino : But I love you!
[Everybody cheers and drinks]
Leo Palamino : But next time you try to lose yourself in some trauma-inducing sexual encounter, make sure the guy isn't in love with you.
Julie Deere : I've been writing a blog about how much you suck.
Leo Palamino : What's it called?
Julie Deere : Why You Suck dot net.
Leo Palamino : That's a clear title.
Julie Deere : Are you gonna read it?
Leo Palamino : Nope.
Julie Deere : Our friends think it's hilarious. If you don't read it, I won't just email it with a password to people we know. I'll make it public.
Leo Palamino : Go nuts, Jules. Stuff it up your blog.
Leo Palamino : Don't you have a school to be ridiculed at?
Leo Palamino : I love that she doesn't like roses. They're the attorneys of the flower world, don't you think?
Sean Cooper : You just got popped, old man. And to teach you a lesson not to chase another man's wife, we're gonna stomp you, too.
Leo Palamino : [laughs] Okay. Okay, 'cause I don't fight kids. Especially nice kids who are gonna grow up to do amazing things.
Bully Kid : Is that sarcasm?
Leo Palamino : Yeah. The way you're blindly following this dip-shit, I see remedial classes and meth mouth.
[the boy gang proceeds to stomp Leo]
Leo Palamino : You know, the right kind of wrong - for each other - is kind of what we weren't.