Seasons may change, but amazing deals are forever...or until the end of this hour! Patti, Cherie, and Kim warmly welcome you to Timeless Seasons, the lowest rated home shopping show for the quaint but confused town of Pheasant Crest. Everything you don't need for your home, family, self, and more! Anything can happen (and unfortunately it does) on this dangerous but loveable local favorite. It's cable access meets David Lynch meets Designing Women meets your new scrapbooking stepmother. Thanks Dad.