Joe is sleepwalking due to first kiss with Amanda nerves, but David thinks he's nervous about a fight at school and gives him terrible first kiss advice. Meanwhile, a lonely Marcus is living with the Hobbs with his wife away.
Marcus' wife, Alicia, arrives home from Europe surprising everyone with her new look but the Hobbs can't keep up with their old friend's new lifestyle! Joe abandons his old friends in search of a dance trophy at school.
The Hobbs reluctantly attend an anniversary weekend party for his cousin, Fred, only to discover that once again Fred has taken advantage of David's star power to enjoy all of the "perks," leaving David to plan his revenge.
David has a hard time leaving Janie at school and becomes room mom. When he realizes how much work it is, he causes mayhem to get out of it. Meanwhile, Joe runs away from a scary older student on his first day of 7th grade.
David gets Emily an internship at a news show, and she loves it so much she considers dropping out of school. Meanwhile, Joe and his friends prepare for their talent show performance. Guest Star: Nicole Sullivan
When Janie refuses to follow David's rules, she runs away to Marcus' house and David tries everything to get her to come back home. Meanwhile, Emily tries to take advantage of Joe to get close to his new older friend.
David's former co-star who he fired from the show becomes Joe's slightly unhinged Spanish tutor. When Joe's grades suffer, David gets her a job on Amy's soap opera, where things go from bad to worse. Guest Star: Daniella Monet