Young Geordie Jack Pearson returns home to Hebburn with Sarah,whom he married in Las Vegas whilst drunk though they are keeping the wedding secret. Sarah is Jewish,causing Jack's gushing mother Pauline to make impromptu bagels whilst telling Jack to convert the spare room into a bed-sit for her elderly,disabled mother Dot. Pauline's husband Joe announces his retirement from the Merchant Navy. At a celebratory evening in the local singer Gervaise tries to get back with Jack's sister Vicki,whilst a mobile phone being used to take a family group photo reveals the evidence of Jack and Sarah's wedding.
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