The Fault in Our Stars (2014)
Nat Wolff: Isaac
Augustus Waters : Hello, are you Monica's mother?
Monica's Mom : I am...
Augustus Waters : Hello, ma'am. Your daughter, she's done a great injustice, so we've come here seeking revenge. You see, we may not look like much, but between the three of us we have five legs, four eyes and two and a half pairs of working lungs, but we also have two dozen eggs, so if I were you, I would go back inside.
[Monica's mother looks freaked and goes back inside]
Isaac : Did... That actually worked?
Augustus Waters : Yep.
Isaac : That was the stupidest speech I've ever... That actually worked?
Isaac : Augustus Waters was a cocky son of a bitch. But we forgive him. Not because of his super-human good looks or because he only got 19 years when he should have gotten way more.
Augustus Waters : 18 years, buddy.
Isaac : Dude, come on, really? I'm assuming you have a little time, you interrupting bastard. You interrupt in the middle of my eulogy... You're supposed to be dead! But when the scientists of the future come to my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell those scientists to piss off 'cause, Gus, I don't want to see a world without you in it. I know I don't want to see a world without Augustus Waters.
Patrick : Your turn, Gus.
Augustus Waters : Yeah, sure. I'm, uh, I'm Augustus Waters. I'm 18 years old. I had a touch of osteosarcoma about a year and a half ago. And I lost this baby as a result.
[pulls up his right trouser leg to reveal a prosthetic leg]
Augustus Waters : And now I'm part cyborg, which is awesome. But really I'm just here at Isaac's request.
Isaac : Yeah.
Patrick : And how are you feeling, Gus?
Augustus Waters : I'm grand! Yeah. I'm on a rollercoaster that only goes up, my friend.
Isaac : She said she wanted to break up with me before the surgery, 'cause she couldn't handle it. I'm about to lose my eyesight and SHE can't handle it. I kept saying "always" to her, you know, like always. And she kept talking over me and not saying it back, and that was... It was like I was gone already, you know? And...
Hazel Grace Lancaster : Yeah, sometimes people don't understand the promises that they're making when they make them.
Isaac : I know, but... I just feel like such a loser, and I still have her necklace.
Hazel Grace Lancaster : Take it off.
Augustus Waters : Dude, take that off!
[Isaac pulls it off and breaks the chain]
Hazel Grace Lancaster : Yeah!
[Isaac throws it away]
Augustus Waters : Here we go, man. Here we go.
Isaac : I just wanna kick something.
[stands up and starts kicking the TV]
Augustus Waters : Don't hit that, don't hit that! Dude. Uh...
[he finds a pillow and gives it to Isaac]
Augustus Waters : Hit this.
Isaac : Sorry.
[starts hitting the pillow violently]