Game Night (2018) Poster

(I) (2018)

Jason Bateman: Max



  • Annie : A guy who rents a house this big must be making up for something pretty small, I'd say.

    Max : No no, I've seen his dick, it's pretty great.

    Annie : Well, I tried.

  • Annie : Honey, we'll get you to a hospital, okay?

    Max : No, no hospital. This is a gunshot wound, they'll call the cops.

    Annie : Shit! Okay, so we go to a mob doctor, right?

    Max : You know one of those, sweetheart?

    Annie : No.

    Max : No.

    Annie : What about a veterinarian that works for the mob?

    Max : You know one of those?

    Annie : No.

  • Gary : Three bags of Tostitos Scoops I noticed.

    Max : There was a special on these tonight. Three for one.

    Gary : Three for one?

    Max : Yup.

    Gary : How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?

  • Max : Very nice house, Tony Stark. Should we give our drink orders to JARVIS?

    Brooks : I got the Tony Stark part, but then you went full nerd on me.

  • Annie : Can you charade it to me?

    Max : Charades? That's some cute full-circle bullshit.

  • Brooks : I'm a fraud, Max. I'm not the carefree dude that wins at everything he touches. You know how I win? I cheat. I cheat at everything. I even cheated when we were kids playing Battleship.

    Max : What?

    Brooks : Didn't you ever wonder why I made you sit with your back to the TV? It was so I could see your ships in the reflection. I mean, I even took five grand every time we played Monopoly, before we even started playing the game. I cheated at the game of life. And at The Game of Life.

  • Max : You didn't invest in Panera?

    Brooks : I ate at Panera.

  • Annie : You're not Liam Neeson.

    Max : That hurts my feelings.

  • Max : You didn't happen to see a fellow brought in here, looks a little bit like me, but he's got a little bit of a sharper chin and higher cheekbones?

    Bartender : So, a better-looking guy?

  • [the group shows up unannounced Gary's house, telling him they want a spontaneous game night] 

    Gary : I will admit I have eagerly awaited a visit such as this.

    [Gary steps away from the door and walks back into his dark house] 

    Annie : Do we follow him?

    Max : It seems like it.

    Sarah : Ryan, you go first.

    Ryan : I'm scared.

  • Max : I think we're gonna be okay though. I got a feeling.

    Val : [receiving orders]  You want us to kill them all?

  • Brooks : Whoever finds the victim wins the grand prize.

    [dangling keys] 

    Brooks : The keys to the Stingray.

    Max : What?

    Annie : Wow.

    Ryan : [densely]  Just the keys?

    Brooks : No, Ryan, the whole car.

    Ryan : [childishly]  Oh, yes! Oh, man!

  • [Max and Annie are hosting a game night and have kept it from Gary] 

    Gary : I do hope you keep me in mind for any future game nights.

    Max : Oh, you bet.

    Gary : I've always enjoyed the camaraderie of good friends competing in games of chance and skill.

    Annie : Yeah. Yeah, well, we'll do that, but tonight, it's just the two of us.

    Gary : Three bags of Tostito's Scoops, I notice.

    Max : There was a special on these tonight. Three for one.

    Gary : Three for one?

    Max : Yep.

    Gary : How can that be profitable for Frito Lay?

    Max : These corporations, I don't know what they're doing.

    Gary : Well, you two enjoy each other. It's often we don't appreciate what we have until it's gone.

    [Max and Annie wait, until they suddenly realize the conversation is over] 

    Max : I think that's it.

    Annie : Okay. Bye-bye!

  • [first lines] 

    Max : Who cares about winning? Let's get drunk!

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