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Dennis Reynolds: Where am I?

Doctor: You were shot in the head during an armed robbery. The bullet narrowly missed your brain stem and exited the back of your skull.

Dennis Reynolds: Does-does my dick work?

Doctor: No. Your penis does not work.

Dennis Reynolds: Kill me.

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Doctor: She's lucky to be alive. She broke her arm, few ribs, punctured a lung, shattered her pelvis, compound fractures in both legs.

Dennis Reynolds: Her breasts?

Doctor: Excuse me?

Dennis Reynolds: What about her breasts?

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