Justin Long: Alvin
Alvin : Don't you judge me, Jon Waters, I've seen Pink flamingos
Alvin : [in the middle of the road] You drive like my grandmother! Whoooo-hoooo! This is awesome!
Alvin : Are we rolling?
Theodore : Okay, we're rolling.
[Theodore move the camera to Alvin and Simon]
Theodore : Dave's birthday message, take 1.
Alvin : We know how hard you've been working on Ashley's album... so we thought it would be fun to surprise you with a little party.
Brittany : Hey! I thought you said this was a going-away party for us.
Alvin : Uh...
Theodore : Take 2.
Alvin : [claps his hands] To celebrate your birthday... and The Chipettes leaving to guest-judge American Idol...
[the Chipettes wave]
Alvin : ... We thought we'd throw you a small get...
[the cellphone is ringing]
Alvin : Hold on, that's the DJ!
Simon : Wait, "DJ"?
Alvin : Okay, fine, so it might be a medium-sized get-together.
Simon : Alvin, did you hire someone to build a half-pipe in the backyard?
[takes off his glasses angrily]
Alvin : Of course not! The party planner did.