Sam Winchester : I see. I got it.
[talking to Ezra, an angel they're questioning]
Sam Winchester : So, you heard a rumor about Metatron's secret portal
[using air quotes]
Sam Winchester : and you decided to run with it.
Ezra : It's not a rumor. He showed me.
Dean Winchester : Oh. I get it. He's a fan.
Sam Winchester : A fan. Yeah.
Dean Winchester : You're a fan! Look, just cuz you're hot for Metatron... or Beiber... or Beckham, just cuz you know everything about them doesn't mean that you actually *know* them.
Sam Winchester : Or that they even know you exist.
Dean Winchester : Ohhhh, that's cold, Sammy.
Sam Winchester : I'm sayin', man.
Ezra : I was interviewed personally by Metatron for a key post.
Sam Winchester : Yeah? Oh wow, well then- then maybe... you can tell me why you weren't at your key post and you were hanging down here instead.
Dean Winchester : Mmmm. Well, that blows. He got passed over.
Sam Winchester : [exaggerated grimace] Yeah.
Ezra : I was a finalist.
Sam Winchester : [Expressing false sympathy] Oh, man, to get so close and then get kicked downstairs. It sucks to be you.