Captain America: Civil War (2016) Poster

Tom Holland: Peter Parker, Spider-Man



  • Falcon : [after being trapped by Spider-Man]  I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking.

    Spider-Man : All right, sorry. My bad.

  • Tony Stark : Got a passport?

    Peter Parker : [chuckling]  Um, no. I don't... I don't even have a driver's license.

    Tony Stark : You ever been to Germany?

    Peter Parker : No.

    Tony Stark : Oh, you'll love it.

    Peter Parker : I can't go to Germany!

    Tony Stark : Why?

    Peter Parker : I got... homework.

    Tony Stark : Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.

  • Spider-Man : Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?

    War Machine : Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?

    Iron Man : I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.

  • Spider-Man : [referring to Captain America's shield]  That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!

  • Tony Stark : So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?

    Peter Parker : S-Spider-Man.

    Tony Stark : Not in that onesie, you're not.

    Peter Parker : It's not a onesie.

  • Spider-Man : [to Bucky]  You have a metal arm? That is AWESOME, dude!

  • Tony Stark : All right, I've run out of patience. "Underoos!"

    [webbing comes down, grabs Cap's shield and cuffs his hands. Spider-Man lands on a nearby truck holding Cap's shield] 

    Tony Stark : Nice job, kid!

    Spider-Man : Thanks! Well, I could have stuck the landing a little better. It's just, new suit... wait, it's nothing, Mr. Stark. It's... it's perfect, thank you.

    Tony Stark : Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.

    Spider-Man : Okay.


    Spider-Man : Cap... Captain? Big fan. Spider-Man.

    Tony Stark : Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just...

    Spider-Man : [waves]  Hey, everyone.

    Tony Stark : Good job.

  • Spider-Man : [when the two teams start running towards each other]  They're not stopping!

  • Captain America : You got heart, kid. Where are you from?

    Spider-Man : [straining]  Queens!

    Captain America : [chuckles in mild disbelief]  Brooklyn!

  • Spider-Man : [after taking down the Falcon and webbing him up]  Are those carbon fiber wings?

    Falcon : Is this stuff coming out of you?

  • Spider-Man : [while fighting Falcon]  You have the right to remain silent!

  • Spider-Man : [reacting to Ant-Man growing]  HOLY SHIT!

  • Tony Stark : Why are you doing this, huh? What's your MO? I've got to know, what gets you out of that twin bed every morning?

    Peter Parker : Because... because, I've been me my whole life, and I've had these powers for six months. I read books, I build computers, and I would love to play football, but I couldn't then so I shouldn't be able to now...

    Tony Stark : Right, because you're different

    Peter Parker : Yeah, but I can't tell anybody that, so I'm not.


    Peter Parker : When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen? They happen because of you.

  • [last lines] 

    May Parker : [off-screen]  Who was it? Who hit you?

    Peter Parker : [fidgeting with new webshooter from Tony Stark]  Some guy... so itchy man, God.

    May Parker : [off-screen]  What's "some guy's" name?

    Peter Parker : Uhh, Steve!

    [webshooter emits a light; Peter is amazed] 

    May Parker : [off-screen]  Steve? From 12-C? With the overbite?

    Peter Parker : No, no, no, you don't know him, he's from Brooklyn.

    [Peter hides webshooter light under his arm as May enters] 

    Peter Parker : [feigning pain]  Ouch.

    May Parker : Well, I hope you got a few good licks in.

    [hands Peter an ice pack wrapped in a towel] 

    Peter Parker : Yeah, I got quite a few in actually.

    May Parker : Okay.

    Peter Parker : His friend was huge, like HUGE!

    [presses ice pack to black eye while hiding webshooter] 

    Peter Parker : That's way better, thank you.

    May Parker : Okay, tough guy.

    [leaves to exit] 

    Peter Parker : Love you, May. Hey, can you shut the door?

    [May shuts Peter's door] 

    Peter Parker : [Peter unveils webshooter light and shines it onto his ceiling, projecting the Spider Symbol. Peter smiles] 

    Title Card reads : Spider-Man will return

  • Spider-Man : [after taking down Giant-Man]  Whoa, no, I'm not done, I've gotta get him back!

    Iron Man : You're going home, or I'm calling Aunt May! You're DONE!


    Spider-Man : Wait, Mr. Stark! I'm not done, I'm not...

    [tries to get up; collapses] 

    Spider-Man : [sighs]  Okay, I'm done.

  • Tony Stark : [referring to Spiderman's secret identity]  Who else knows, anybody?

    Spider-Man : Nobody.

    Tony Stark : Not even your unusualy attractive aunt.

  • Captain America : All right, Sam. What's the play?

    Falcon : We need a diversion. Something big.

    Ant-Man : I got something kinda big. But I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell. And if I tear myself in half, don't come back for me.

    Bucky Barnes : He's gonna tear himself in half?

    Captain America : You sure about this, Scott?

    Ant-Man : I do it all the time. I mean, once. In a lab. Then I passed out. I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss. I'm the boss!

    Spider-Man : [Ant-Man becomes giant]  Holy shit!

    War Machine : [Ant-Man laughs and grabs War Machine]  Okay, tiny dude is big now. He's big now.

    Captain America : I guess that's the signal.

    Falcon : Way to go, Tic Tac!

    Iron Man : Give me back my Rhodey.

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