Moana (I) (2016)
Dwayne Johnson: Maui
Maui : [to Moana] If you start singing, I'm gonna throw up.
Maui : [Using Heihei's beak to sign Moana's oar] When you use a bird to write with, it's called tweeting.
Moana : [Notices a tattoo of a character with flowing hair throwing a baby into the ocean on Maui's back] How do you get your tattoos?
Maui : They show up, when I earn 'em.
Moana : How d'you earn that one? What's that for?
Maui : That, uh, man's discovery of nun-ya.
Moana : What's nun-ya?
Maui : Nun-ya business.
Maui : The chicken lives!
Maui : Really? Blow dart in my butt cheek?
[Maui has just double-crossed Moana by trapping her in a cave and stealing her boat and taking an eternally clueless Heihei with him]
Maui : [to Heihei] And I'm going to love you in ma belly. Now, let's fatten you up, drumstick.
[Maui puts some corn and seeds in front of Heihei]
Maui : [Heihei pauses, and then pecks at a section of the raft floor that doesn't have any seeds or corn. Maui looks on in amazement and shock over Heihei's incredible stupidity]
Maui : All right. I'm out.
[dives off of Boat]
Maui : [talking about his past] I wasn't born a demi-god. I had human parents. They took one look and they decided... that they did not want me. So, they threw me into the ocean like I was nothing. Somehow, I was rescued by the Gods. They gave me the fish hook. They made me...
Maui : ..."Maui".
Maui : So... Back to the humans I went. I gave them everything. Islands, fire and coconuts. Heh, everything they can never get enough of.
Moana : You stole the heart... for them. Because you wanted to be loved...
Maui : [solemnly] It was *never* enough.
Maui : [Teaching Moana to navigate] You're measuring the stars, not giving the sky a high five.
Maui : Cheeeehoooo!
Moana : [on Maui's damaged fish hook] We can fix it.
Maui : It was made by the gods. You can't fix it!
Moana : Next time, we'll be more careful. Te Ka was stuck on the barrier islands. It's lava. It can't go in the water. We can find another way around.
Maui : I'm not going back.
Moana : What? We still have to restore the heart.
Maui : My hook is cracked. One more hit and it's over.
Moana : Maui, you have to restore the heart!
Maui : Without my hook, I am nothing.
Moana : That's not true...
Maui : [shouting] WITHOUT MY HOOK, I AM *NOTHING*!
[Moana draws back in shock. Maui drops the heart into Moana's boat, and Moana picks it back up]
Moana : We're only here 'cause you stole the heart in the first place.
Maui : No. We're here because the ocean told you you were special and you believed it.
Moana : [gathering resolve] I am Moana of Motonui. You will board my boat...
Maui : Goodbye, Moana.
Moana : ...sail across the sea...
Maui : I'm not killing myself so you can prove something you're not.
Moana : ...and restore the heart of Te Fiti. The ocean chose me!
Maui : [bitterly] It chose wrong.
Maui : [from trailer] Do you who Maui is? The greatest demigod that ever lived, who stopped the sun, who pulled up islands out of the sea, and battled monsters. Do you know why I know all this? That's because *I* am Maui!
[Maui is walking past HeiHei, but then doubles back and grabs him by the neck]
Maui : [breaking the fourth wall; in high-pitched voice] Boat snack!
Maui : What's a demigod gotta do?
Maui : [Moana has just taken off to fight off the kakamora and retrieve the heart, taking the oar with her] Hey! What am I gonna steer with?
Maui : They're just gonna kill ya!
[Moana lands on the Kakamora boat. A large group of kakamora turn and look at her]
Moana : [smiles bravely] *Coconuts.*
[Moana kicks the kakamoras' butt with the oar]