A Perfect Day (I) (2015)
Tim Robbins: B
B : Welcome to Konopac, the Rope Capital of the World. Population: 5. I'm B, I'll be your tour guide this afternoon and I'm pleased to be with you on this lovely day.
B : [seeing Katya for the first time] Shit, where did you get her? Models Without Borders?
Mambrú : B, I have a girlfriend. Yeah.
B : [on Katya] She's hot. You had a thing with her before. It's a relapse. It's like smoking again. Totally understandable. And what if she writes a terrible report about us, we gotta go home. What then? Who helps the people, then? Uh? Have you ever think about that? No. You're selfish. You gotta fuck her. For the Bosnian people. Make a sacrifice. For the humanitarian cause. She won't say no. Hey, hey! I'm serious.
B : Follow the granny, trust me, follow the granny.
Radio Operator : Do you have enough supplies?
B : Uh, Roger that, hotel. We have enough water, uh, some sardines, various other NGO tin can delicacies. We could really use a pizza, however. Do you happen to know of a place that delivers? Over.
Radio Operator : Can you repeat that?
B : I said we have sufficient supplies. Over.
Mambrú : [about their new assignment] I'm sorry.
Katya : No problem. I'm curious to see if you guys actually fix something here.
B : That camp was built in a big hurry. They got the drainage wrong there. The ditches must have collapsed and all the waste overflows, so we're probably looking at a swimming pool of shit. That'll make the well look like a mountain spring.
Sophie : A perfect day.
Mambrú : Yeah.
B : Hey, your first flooded latrines are important too, Sophie. You never forget them either.
Sophie : Is it gonna be rough?
B : Nah, we'll be fine as long as it doesn't rain.
[just then thunder and a sudden cloudburst]