4.1/10
11
1 user 2 critic

Massage School Dropouts (2015)

Reviews
Edit

Cast

Cast overview:
Jessica Drake ... Sylvia
Katrina Jade ... Frankie
Lezley Zen ... Denise
Remy LaCroix ... Vanessa (as Remy La Croix)
Vicki Chase ... Tina
Barrett Blade Barrett Blade ... Jimmy
Brad Armstrong Brad Armstrong ... Robert
Eric Masterson ... Greg Wilson
Erik Everhard ... Michael
Tommy Gunn ... Undercover Cop
Edit

Storyline

Add Full Plot | Add Synopsis

Taglines:

Oiled up, rubbed down, ripped off!

Genres:

Adult | Crime

Edit

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

9 April 2015 (USA) See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Wicked Pictures See more »
Show more on IMDbPro »

Technical Specs

Color:

Color
See full technical specs »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

MIndless, lacklustre clunker from Brad & Jessica
2 November 2017 | by lor_See all my reviews

Jessica Drake and Brad Armstrong are not only the longest-running contract talent working for Wicked Pictures, but generally can be counted on for quality product delivered on a schedule that should satisfy even the horniest porn fancier. But they also grind out junkers to fulfill their contract work quotas, and this paean to the Oiler genre is one of their worst.

It concerns a team of five prostitutes who operate a high-priced out-call massage service that is not really about whoring but rather skinning the male clientele of their cash and valuables after the money shot is delivered. I wanted to interpret this uncredited screenplay as another of those many XXX mea culpas about the similarity (for sex workers) of prostitution to the career of an Adult film performer, but Brad or whoever wrote this junker doesn't even provide enough depth for that interpretation.

Instead we are supposed to believe that the prostie/masseuses' taping of sex with a client is enough to support instantly successful blackmail that prevents the chumps from going to the authorities and reporting the crime. This unconvincing premise even has the director Brad himself as a victim, dallying for a bargain rate of $500 per girl for a threesome with two of the whores and then gets punched out by Katrina Jade. Brad's over- the-hill status as an aging porn stud is no picnic to watch, but I enjoyed seeing him get manhandled, perhaps a ploy to win over some audience sympathy. He should have hired an able-bodied young stud to do the sexual honors instead.

The gals are predictably rounded up as a result of a sting operation, but it's strictly dullsville for over two hours until this hasty conclusion. Crap like this merely enhances the Dark Side's argument for the end of story-line porn (alas!) in an era where all-sex and gonzo have clearly won the hearts and minds of younger generations of porn addicts. For Brad and Jessica that would spell early retirement.


0 of 0 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you? | Report this
Review this title | See one user review »

Contribute to This Page



Recently Viewed