With nine days to the general election Kevin makes another sporting comparison but his colleague Charlotte is concerned about his mood swings, fearing he is bipolar. Cynical Martin gets into an argument with team member Baz, who believes that the prime minister should stand down in favour of colourful London mayor Boris Johnson. Kate rings the BBC to complain about the minimal air-time given UKIP - and for tickets for the Antique Road Show - and is amused by composer Mike Read's new song for her party. Jack is irritated by American spin doctor Melanie, who wants him to pitch his ideas to a gonk doll, and the irritation gets worse when he learns about her large fee. As ever nobody seems very sure about anything.
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