Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)
Colin Firth: Harry Hart
Eggsy : Now we've finished the debrief, Harry, here's a couple of welcome back gifts. First up, a brand new Kingsman watch. Advanced software, it can hack into anything with a microchip. It is the bollocks. And, Merlin.
Merlin : I made you these.
[Merlin hands Harry an eyeglass case. Harry opens it]
Harry Hart : A-ha.
[Harry removes his eyepatch and puts on the new glasses]
Harry Hart : Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy. How do I look?
Merlin : You look...
Very Drunk Redneck : Like some faggot lookin' for an eye fuckin'. Now, why don't you get out of our bar before I take out your other one?
Whiskey : Now, is that any way to welcome a visitor from out of town, moonshine?
Very Drunk Redneck : Okay. Suck my southern dick, bitch.
Harry Hart : Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary.
Harry Hart : Good day, sir.
[Harry walks towards the exit]
Very Drunk Redneck : Well, what are you ladies waiting for?
Harry Hart : [locking the front door] Manners... maketh... man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.
[Harry slings a beer mug with his umbrella towards the redneck, but misses and Whiskey catches it. He approaches the redneck and his gang, but butterfly hallucinations surround his vision]
Harry Hart : Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to...
[another redneck punches him from the left. Harry struggles to fight with the gang until Whiskey lassos him out of the way]
Whiskey : Well, pick him up. Now that is not what I call a Kentucky welcome. Manners... maketh... man. Let me translate that for you.
[Whiskey begins to rough up the rednecks with his lasso]
Harry Hart : What's wrong with me, Merlin? I thought you fixed me.
Merlin : Well, we rebuilt your neural pathways, but it'll take time to get your coordination back.
[Whiskey attacks the rednecks with his bull whip]
Harry Hart : And the phantom butterflies?
Merlin : You will experience episodes, lapses of clarity. You'll be back to normal soon.
[Whiskey throws the last redneck out the window]
Whiskey : Whoo. I feel like a tornado in a trailer park.
[Harry and Eggsy toast each other]
Harry Hart : Cheers.
Eggsy : Are you sure I don't look like a dick?
Harry Hart : Look in the mirror.
[Eggsy approaches the mirror]
Harry Hart : What do you see?
Eggsy : Someone who can't believe what the fuck is going on.
Harry Hart : I see a man who is honorable, brave, loyal, who's fulfilled his huge potential. A man who's done something good with his life.
Eggsy : I owe you everything, Harry. Thank you.
Harry Hart : Don't mention it. You ready?
Eggsy : Not a doubt in my mind.
Harry Hart : As one of our founding Kingsman once said: This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Harry Hart : You all right? What was that phone call you got?
Eggsy : Let's not, Harry. I don't think you'd sympathize and I'm not really in the mood for a lecture.
[Harry gets up and goes to the plane's cocktail bar]
Harry Hart : All right. How about a martini for old time's sake?
Eggsy : Yeah, all right.
[Eggsy gets up while Harry prepares a martini]
Eggsy : I had a girlfriend.
Eggsy : I lost her. And it broke me. And now, if this mission fails, she's gonna die. I know it's against Kingsman rules, having a relationship.
Harry Hart : When I was shot, can you guess what the last thing was that flashed through my mind? It was absolutely nothing. I had no ties. No bittersweet memories. I was leaving nothing behind. Never experienced companionship, never been in love. And in that moment, all I felt was loneliness and regret.
[Harry pours the martini in two glasses]
Eggsy : I'm sorry.
Harry Hart : Don't be. Just know that having something to lose...
[hands martini to Eggsy]
Harry Hart : is what makes life worth living. Now, lets go and save your girl.
Eggsy : I missed you, Harry.
[Egsy, Harry, and Merlin sneak through the jungle near Poppy Land]
Harry Hart : [whispering] Right. This is where we split up. Pincer movement. Merlin, you're with me. Eggsy, you signal when we're in position.
[Eggsy moves forward and suddenly hears a click and a beeping sound. He realizes he's stepped on a landmine]
Merlin : [whispering] Don't move. You move, we die.
[Merlin opens briefcase and pulls out a deodorant can]
Merlin : Luckily I have this.
[Merlin clears the dirt around the landmine trigger and starts spraying under Eggsy's foot]
Merlin : This spray will freeze the trigger mechanism, give us a... a split second. So on the count of three, what I want you to...
[Merlin pushes Eggsy away from the landmine]
Eggsy : Merlin!
[another click and beeping sound, as Eggsy and Harry realize that Merlin has put his foot on the landmine]
Eggsy : [whispering] Merlin, what the fuck have you done?
Merlin : Our journey together began many years ago, when your father did the same thing for us.
Harry Hart : [whispering] Our journey began with a mistake I made. Give me the can. That's an order.
Merlin : Can's empty. Split second's over. You two need to get going.
Eggsy : [whispering] No, no, no. There's got to be another way.
Harry Hart : [whispering] He's right. Mission comes first.
Eggsy : [whispering] Bollocks, mission comes first!
Merlin : Eggsy! This is no time for emotion. Remember your training. Or we all die. Now get on with it.
Harry Hart : [whispering] Do as you're told! Move it!
[pause, then Eggsy grabs the briefcase]
Merlin : Go.
[Eggsy walks away and Harry salutes Merlin]
Harry Hart : It's been an honor.
Merlin : Good luck.
[Eggsy enters Harry's room with a Cairn Terrier puppy. Harry wakes up startled]
Eggsy : It's all right. Don't panic. Just thought I'd bring you a little leaving present.
[Eggsy approaches Harry]
Eggsy : What do you think? He's lovely, isn't he? Would you like to hold him?
[Eggsy gives the puppy to Harry]
Harry Hart : Hello.
[as Harry smiles at the puppy, Eggsy points his gun at it]
Eggsy : Do you think I should shoot him?
[Harry sees the gun and gets off the bed]
Harry Hart : Are you quite mad?
Eggsy : What? What's the problem?
Harry Hart : No! You can't!
Eggsy : Eh? What?
Harry Hart : No, you'll have to shoot me!
Eggsy : Shoot you? Well, I will shoot you.
Harry Hart : No! No one's sick enough to shoot a puppy!
Eggsy : Well, what about you, Harry? You were sick enough to shoot a puppy! Do you remember?
Harry Hart : What?
[Harry breathes heavily as he looks at the puppy and the butterflies on the walls coming to life. He begins to recall his old house and Mr. Pickle before the day Valentine shot him]
Harry Hart : It was a blank!
Eggsy : Yes, Harry! Yes!
Harry Hart : It was a fucking blank!
Eggsy : That's right. It was a blank.
Harry Hart : I would never hurt Mr. Pickle!
Eggsy : Yes, Harry!
Harry Hart : He lived a ripe old age! He died of pancreatitis!
[Harry looks at the puppy]
Harry Hart : You're not Mr. Pickle. Eggsy.
Eggsy : Hello, Harry.
[Harry opens the briefcase and enters the release code]
Harry Hart : Viva Las...
[a lasso is suddenly wrapped around his neck]
Whiskey : So?
[Eggsy turns around and sees Whiskey]
Whiskey : Don't move, kid. You try anything funny, and I'll turn this thing electric. Now give up your guns, fellas. Slide 'em over.
[Eggsy and Harry grab their guns and slide them over to Whiskey]
Eggsy : Whiskey, we are all on the same side here. You've had a head injury. The exact same thing happened to Harry. You're having some sort of... brain glitch.
Whiskey : Nope. My brain's all good, kid. And you know what? I reckon the same was true for your old friend Harry over here. Real fine instincts, I'll give him that. So stay still, or I'll dice him up so small, you can take him home in a bucket and still have room for what's left of your buddy Merlin.
Eggsy : Well, that's just fucking great. You're working for the President?
Whiskey : That asshole?
Whiskey : Hell no. It's a matter of personal principle, Agent. No more drug users. And the Statesman share price rockets.
Eggsy : So those are your principles? Making money? Our agencies were founded to uphold peace. To protect the innocent.
Whiskey : Do you wanna know who was innocent? My high school sweetheart. Love of my life. Pregnant with my little boy. He's be about your age now if his mama hadn't got caught in the crossfire when two meth head freaks decided to rob a fucking convenience store. A world without those people in it... sure smells like peace to me. You break the law, you pay the price. Good riddance to all of them. That's why I got to destroy that case. Now slide it over, Agent Galahad.
[Harry closes the case and slides it over to Whiskey]
Whiskey : Thank you.
Eggsy : Do you know what, Harry? I think he's got a point. I think it sounds like a bright idea.
[Eggsy activates the flash on his watch to temporarily blind Whiskey while Harry disarms him and frees himself from the lasso]
[Eggsy prepares to leave the house]
Princess Tilde : Eggsy, I hope you're hungry.
[Eggsy sees that Princess Tilde has prepared breakfast]
Eggsy : Oh, babe, I was gonna grab breakfast at work. This looks lovely, but I'm running late.
Princess Tilde : I just thought maybe we could practice? For tonight.
Eggsy : Practice?
Princess Tilde : Mm-hmm.
Eggsy : Eating?
Princess Tilde : You said you've never eaten at a palace before. And Pappa is sort of picky about table manners.
Eggsy : Well, as it happens, babe, I've got this shit on lock. I know what every single one of them knives and forks is for.
[Eggsy recalls his dining etiquette training with Harry]
Harry Hart : This is a butter knife. It's the only one you need to remember; the rest of the cutlery is easy. You start from the outside, and you work your way in with each course.
[Harry notices the way Eggsy is holding the knife]
Harry Hart : And never let anyone describe you as 'H.K.L.P.'
Eggsy : What is that?
Harry Hart : 'Holds knife like pen.' A habit erroneously described to be upper class dining etiquette.
[shows the proper way to hold the knife]
Harry Hart : It is quite the opposite.
[Harry points at the glasses]
Harry Hart : White wine, pudding wine, red wine, water, and pop. Or whatever tipple takes your fancy.
[Harry opens the soup bowl. Eggsy pours some soup on his bowl]
Eggsy : Am I supposed to wait for everyone else to be served before I start eating?
Harry Hart : Only if the dish being served is cold, or if the Queen is present. Otherwise, tuck in.
[back to present]
Eggsy : Got to be honest... never really thought that royalty bit would be relevant. Harry would've been chuffed.
Princess Tilde : Oh. I wish I could've met him.
[pause, before Eggsy turns around to face Harry's preserved dog]
Eggsy : You miss him too, don't you, Mr. Pickle? Mmm?
[pause, then Eggsy turns back to Princess Tilde]
Eggsy : Mr. Pickle says, 'Yeah'.
[Eggsy enters Harry's room]
Eggsy : Harry. What's going on?
Harry Hart : I was just packing. Look at all these lovely toiletries Merlin very kindly gave me as a leaving present. Here, try this aftershave.
Eggsy : Yeah, I know, Harry. I'm wearing it. Listen. You can't just give up.
Harry Hart : Give up? No, on the contrary, I'm about to achieve my dream. Researching rare butterflies alongside some of the finest minds in entomology.
[Eggsy looks at the drawings on the walls]
Eggsy : You know, you may as well have me stuck up on this wall. 'Cause you're never gonna find a butterfly more interesting than me.
Harry Hart : Sorry?
Eggsy : When you and I first met, I was just, like, a maggot.
Harry Hart : Maggots turn into flies. Perhaps you mean larva.
Eggsy : Larva, yeah, okay. Whatever. The point is, everyone wanted to squash me. But not you. You helped me to become a caterpillar. And now I've got wings. I'm flying higher than I ever dreamed, and that is all thanks to you.
Harry Hart : I hate to seem rude, but I need to finish packing and get some sleep.
Eggsy : Harry, you can't just walk away. Kingsman needs you. The whole world needs you.
Eggsy : I need you.
Harry Hart : Eggy, whoever the Harry was that you knew, he's gone, I'm afraid.
[offers a handshake]
Harry Hart : Goodbye.
[Eggsy and Merlin enter Harry's room]
Eggsy : Harry.
Harry Hart : Hello.
Eggsy : Hello, mate.
[Eggsy approaches Harry to hug him, but Harry backs away. Merlin approaches Harry with a handshake]
Merlin : Harry.
Harry Hart : How do you do? Have we met before?
Eggsy : Harry, it's okay. It's fine. They know that we know you.
Harry Hart : I think there must be some mistake.
Merlin : It's been such a long time, Harry. I need to get my brogues resoled.
Eggsy : Yeah, and my oxfords are done in as well.
Harry Hart : Why are you telling me about your shoes?
Harry Hart : I'm a lepidopterist.
Eggsy : You're a what?
Harry Hart : I study butterflies.
[Harry points at his butterfly drawings on the walls]
Merlin : Well, you wanted to be before you joined the Army, but... Harry, look at me.
[Merlin points a finger for Harry to look at with his right eye]
Merlin : It's good to see you.
[Harry and Eggsy enter Poppy's diner, carrying Poppy's briefcase with them]
Poppy : Hey, fellas.
Harry Hart : You're going to give us the code.
Poppy : [gasps] Mmmm. Or what? 'Cause you don't seem like the kind of gentlemen who would hurt a lady.
[Harry and Eggsy put their guns down and sit at the counter]
Harry Hart : Perhaps not. Call me old-fashioned. I don't consider genocide especially lady-like.
Eggsy : Right. Enough small talk.
[Eggsy opens the briefcase]
Eggsy : Give us the code.
Poppy : Sure.
Poppy : No, I don't think so.
[Harry pulls Poppy down on the briefcase before Eggsy injects her with heroin on her neck]
Eggsy : Heroin. You know, where I come from, this shit you've been peddling's ruined a lot of lives. But yours is even more deadly. But it feels so nice, it's gonna make you lower your guard.
Poppy : Mmm.
Harry Hart : Our colleague Merlin, may he rest in peace, managed to synthesize your horrible little formula and speed up its effects. So I would say you have just under eight minutes before paralysis sets in and your breathing stops. But, of course, you know all about that.
Eggsy : So here's the deal. You release the antidote worldwide, and we make sure you get a dose.
Poppy : I have to give you the code to live? Honey, you're so smart. You should work for me.
Eggsy : Right. Give us the code.
Poppy : Why not? The decree's getting signed soon. Anyhoo, um... It's 'Viva Las Vegan'. Get it? 'Viva Las... '
[Poppy looks at Harry]
Poppy : Mmm. Come snuggle with me. I like you.
Harry Hart : I don't think that's terribly likely.
[Poppy laughs before she collapses]
Harry Hart : She's OD'd. You gave her too much?
Eggsy : Did I? You know, I really don't have as much experience with all this drug stuff as people think. Better be the right code.
Champ : In honor of this historic occasion, we have purchased... a distillery in Scotland. This shows the world that Kingsman is now joining the liquor business.
[Champ pours Kingsman scotch in a glass for Tequila]
Champ : Before we were cousins. Now we're brothers, working side-by-side.
[pouring himself some scotch]
Champ : All our resources are now yours. You can rebuild
Tequila : Yeah, y'all shitting in high cotton now.
Champ : Agent Tequila, this is a formal occasion. Where's your tie and jacket?
Tequila : Sorry, sir.
Champ : Maybe the Kingsman boys can dress you properly.
[Champ raises his glass to Harry and Eggsy]
Champ : To our union.
[Tequila and the holographic projections of the other Statesman agents raise their glasses]
Champ : Final order of business. We would be honored if one of you would be our new Agent Whiskey.
Tequila : Yeah, this, uh, two Galahad thing is just, just fucking confusing.
Eggsy : Well, I...
Harry Hart : Well, I'm very honored.
Ginger : Champ? I'd like to throw my hat in the ring.
[Champ knocks on the table]
Champ : All right. Statesman, the vote.
[All Statesman agents raise their glasses]
Champ : Looks like she's in. Have a seat.
[Eggsy pulls a chair for Ginger]
Champ : To Agent Whiskey!