Carmen's brother is having a gay wedding at the Tangiers; Carmen's date (who never flips a wrist or says a sweet word to the boys) is Andrew. Milkshake is Dice's BF and plus one. Dice and Shake go on a short gambling kick before the wedding, but Dice's luck is in the toilet due to ATM fees and jumpsuit Elvis. They change casinos. Andrew promised Carmen to behave, so he gets rid of Elvis for a third time. But, Dice gets a nice return: captive audience for Shakespeare with his famous "my kingdom for a cock" speech.
After a sex quiz reveals that Dice and Carmen only "sizzle" in bed, Dice makes it his mission in life to make his girlfriend "boil." Meanwhile, an Academy Award winning actor Adrien Brody asks Dice if he can research him as part of his 'method' while studying for an upcoming Broadway performance.
Dice gets upset when a plaster molding of his penis goes missing from an art show. Meanwhile, after Dice accidentally dings Criss Angel's Lamborghini, the "Mindfreak" sets out to use his magic against Dice.
Milkshake uses a fake name at a steakhouse to sound 'mobbed up.' Meanwhile, Dice gets fired as the manager of his sons' heavy metal band and is replaced by a slick new Hollywood agent. After the agent screws his kids over, Dice sets our for revenge.
Dice's place at the top of his crew is threatened when his old friend 'Bobby the Mooch' returns to town with newly acquired wealth. When Dice's jealous behavior causes him to lose his best friend, he fights to win Milkshake back.