This compilation video release draws from the Nuru Massage website, part of the Fantasy Massage umbrella. Its generic title hints at generic contents, but the can't miss oiler formula works with hot femmes on the payroll.
Oilers are among the most regimented of genres, even more predictable and delimited in content than the Westerns (particularly B-Westerns) of old. Director Barrett Blade stages each segment virtually identically -only the personnel changes.
Ritual has a john arrive at what looks like a residence; knock on the picture window and give the password "Nuru Massage". Beautiful gal admits him, charges him $200, both undress, take a shower together with brief hand-job included, bathe in a bathtub, brief blow job included, and then on to the massage table.
Nuru from the Japanese means a couple of differences from the standard or even Swedish rubdown. The masseuse uses her body more than her hands to rub on the guy, and a sticky gel (secret formula) is substituted for the oil. The gel is cold, giving the john a chance to act, though the cast is pretty stiff here (pun intended). After a modicum of lame-duck tease (after a blow-job has already been shown, it's not really tease time) the couple humps to money shot. The end.
Blade varies this tedious approach just a teeny bit in star Skin Diamond's segment. She's angry at her boyfriend when photos sent to her phone by a friend reveal that he's happily married without telling her. So when he visits, no need for a password, she massages and humps him as usual, but afterward yells at the creep and threatens him with blackmail re: telling his wife about his infidelity. A real yawner.
Cover art and content emphasize Black women for a change, a rarity in current video releases trumpeting themselves as "Interracial". But two of the five segments deliver the trendy (at least for the moment) BBC's, not that venerable UK broadcaster but a couple of foot-longs with men attached. Perhaps as an in-joke, both Rod Piper and Jovan Jordan complain of impotency, but other than the force of gravity which causes their inordinately large cocks to sag a bit, they are pretty hard without much female assistance.
Overall a lazy approach to a potent sub-genre with little care or thought given to the contents. At one point Logan Pierce, with new ugly haircut (shaved his sides) exclaims to his masseuse: "My you are dark!", a compliment from the Donald Trump school of cluelessness. Of course, in porn platitudes like telling a guy "what a big dick!" for the ten thousandth time is standard procedure, and why some of us still have a nagging suspicion that "porn acting" is a form of prostitution, 40 years of denials aside.
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