"Brides" sounds like a fetish title, like those effective Bluebird pair of films "Bride Bangers". But it turns out to be merely a Couples porn from British filmmakers working in Hungary, backed by Playboy TV's London subsidiary.
So we have five vignettes of Euro talent mainly speaking in Hungarian, but the dialog suppressed on purpose in post-production in favor of romantic but mindless English narration. This is not an artistic decision, but strictly a budgetary one of convenience. The stagings are related to weddings with a threesome thrown in, but since helmer Tom James neglects the narrative side he ends up with merely generic porn. Pretty but empty.
Perhaps my favorite fresh-looking (but experienced in on-screen couplings) Euro actress Iwia makes a cute bride, and the cast's only name performer Valentina Nappi is alluring as always in a vignette about humping one's ex on wedding day. That's a pretty tired premise often appearing in those lame New Sensations romances made in Chatsworth.
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