Family Fantasies (2016)

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Cast

Credited cast:
Julia Ann ... Masseuse (segment "I've Always Dreamt of This")
Dillion Harper ... Stepdaughter (segment "My Stepdad's Vegas Trip")
Riley Reid ... Masseuse (segment "Step-Dad's Cousin Has a Big Cock")
Sarah Vandella ... Masseuse (segment "Awkward Auntie")
RayVeness ... Masseuse (segment "Mommy Dearest")
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Marco Banderas ... Client (segment "Step-Dad's Cousin Has a Big Cock")
Tony DeSergio ... Stepdad (segment "My Stepdad's Vegas Trip") (as Tony De Sergio)
Damon Dice ... Client (segment "I've Always Dreamt of This")
Brad Knight Brad Knight ... Client (segment "Mommy Dearest")
Jay Smooth ... Client (segment "Awkward Auntie")
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Genres:

Adult | Romance

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Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

5 January 2016 (USA) See more »

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Gamma Entertainment See more »
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Poor attempt at standard Oiler
29 April 2017 | by lor_See all my reviews

Phonier than usual, this assembly-line Barrett Blade/Bree Mills example of massage porn evidences the tired blood of repeating, in nearly identical fashion, the stupid premise of a Nuru Massage parlor fronting for prostitution. Gimmick here, wholly unconvincing, is broadcast in the trailer promising "role playing", as if overworked sex workers in the Adult Cinema field weren't always playing roles of sorts.

With no script or story credit (to protect the guilty) and in fact a departure for Gamma Entertainment practice by dropping the usual tech credits for editors, camera, makeup and the like entirely, the five tedious vignettes either follow the boring regimen of a client entering an apartment through sliding terrace doors to pay for a Japanese slimy liquid massage with multiple happy endings included or have a strained alternate scenario. Among the latter are: Dillion Harper as a teen visiting Vegas with her businessman step-dad Tony DeSergio, only to seduce him by having room service send Nuru paraphernalia (including a large black tarpaulin to protect the bed clothes from the Nuru glop, and possibly in a more interesting feature to double as a body bag to help with corpse removal in the case of a massage client dying from the lovemaking) up to their hotel room so she can incestuously seduce the Brit.

Similarly silly is wooden non-actor (another dick with human being attached as is the case of most 21st Century porn studs) Brad Knight finding his sexy step-mom Rayvenss in the bathtub, and then having her service him on a black tarpaulin she lays on the bed in her guest room.

Other crypto-incest vignettes feature Jay Smooth visiting his aunt Sarah Vandella for a session he offers to pay for. She typically points out "I just married your uncle", as a Bree production trades on incest but boringly makes it clear each time for timid/legal reasons that the characters aren't blood-related (as if that mattered with fictional characters). This episode exemplifes auteur Blade's short attention span, as it begins with Sarah getting angry at Jay and clearly out to teach him a lesson, a plot element completely dropped by the time he delivers his money shot on her pretty belly.

I don't know when this series will die of its own weight, but I can't imagine even today's low-IQ porn audience putting up with such sameness for much longer.


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