Admiral Halsey orders the Orville to act as diplomatic forum for an attempt to settle the age-old war on the federation's border between Navarian and Bruidians which each claims to have colonized first, as they agreed to let a forensic archaeologist settle whose DNA is on the eldest artifact found there. The crew duly fears trouble when the expert proves none other then Darulio , the blue alien adulteress Kelly was caught in bed with by Ed. Although each professes to be professional about the situation, the exes turn hostile, but soon even they, like any crew member having been near Darulio, turns horny and pacific or romantically jealous, to the point of neglecting the delegations beyond their endurance. When this leads to a fleets stand-off, a surprising way out is suggested on top of the forensic findings.
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When Commander Grayson is talking to Lt. Kitan privately, she asks the food synthesizer to make a glass of Chardonnay. The wine in the glass is a light red, while most wines made from Chardonnay grapes are white, pink ones are available. See more
Capt. Ed Mercer
Did you hear what he said just now? He goes, he goes 'I am entitled to my feeling and the space to express them.' My God! Thank you for lighting me on fire and then giving me Permission to be in pain!
I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend
Written by Tommy Ramone
Performed by Norm MacDonald See more