A Simple Favor (2018) Poster

Blake Lively: Emily Nelson



  • [repeated line] 

    Emily : Brotherfucker

  • [from trailer] 

    Emily : Did you just take my picture? Erase it.

    Stephanie : I guess I'm not the kind of person you're normally friends with.

    Emily : Oh, you don't want to be friends with me, trust me.

  • Stephanie : [Running after Emily]  Emily! Emily, stop! Emily, you can't outrun this! Don't do this to Nicky! Come on, you're still his mom!

    Emily : [Stops and turns to Stephanie]  Yeah, I am. But you sure as shit won't be.

    [as she is about to shoot Stephanie, she is suddenly hit by a car; the car stops and Darren gets out] 

    Darren : America's hybrids. Silent, but deadly.

  • [from trailer] 

    Emily : Stephanie. I need your help.

    Stephanie : Uh, are you okay?

    Emily : I'm fine, but I do need just a simple favor. Can you come over?

  • [from trailer] 

    Emily : Wanna trade confessions?

    Stephanie : Nah, nah, nah.

    Emily : Come on. What's the wildest thing you've ever done?

  • Stephanie : [Referring to the friendship bracelet]  Here. I made that for you.

    Emily : You made this for me?

    Stephanie : Thought it would go with that pinstriped suit you have.

    Emily : Really? That's nice. No one does stuff like this for me.

    Stephanie : I used to watch those Bewitched reruns on TV Land, and I always thought it was so classy when Darren would come from work and Samantha would fix him a Martini. So every time we do this, I feel so high-tone.

    Emily : My god. You're such a nerd.

  • Stephanie : [Referring to Davis and Chris dying in the car crash]  It's my fault. I'm the reason they're both dead.

    Emily : No. Hey, don't do that. People, people do terrible things for their own fucked-up reasons. That's on them, not on you.

    Stephanie : Yeah. I miss him.

    Emily : Which one?

    Stephanie : Both. I'm lonely. I think loneliness probably kills more people than cancer.

  • Emily : [Picks up her son]  Come here, little dude. Oh, my baby! Look at your shirt. Did any food make it into your mouth?

    Miles Smothers : Ask her, Nicky! Ask her!

    Emily : Ask me what?

    Nicky Nelson : We want a play date.

    Emily : Oh, we can't, mommy already has a play date with a symphony of anti-depressants. Let's go.

    Miles Smothers , Nicky Nelson : Play date! Play date! Play date!

    Emily : Baby, please don't do this. I got to go. Come on. I got a ton of work to do.

    Nicky Nelson : You don't let me have any fun.

    Emily : That's not true. I let you tear my labia as you exited my body, so you're welcome.

  • Emily : You are so nice. I have no idea how you've survived this long.

    Stephanie : I'm not as nice as you think, so.

    Emily : Are you baiting me?

    Stephanie : No! I'm just saying, everybody has a dark side.

    Emily : Mm-hmm.

    Stephanie : Some of us are better at hiding at it than others.

    Emily : Want to trade confessions?

    Stephanie : No, no. No.

    Emily : Come on, what's the wildest thing you've ever done?

    Stephanie : Oh, I... no, I don't know. I shouldn't. You go first.

    Emily : Okay, um, a few months ago, Sean and I had his TA over dinner and drinks, and a threesome.

    Stephanie : Was Sean jealous of him?

    Emily : Did I say it was a him?

    Stephanie : That's very cool, sis. Very cool.

  • Stephanie : [Pointing a gun at Sean]  You used me.

    [to Emily] 

    Stephanie : You used me too. But you had me made you dinner, watching your kid, sucking your dick.

    Sean : I had no idea that she was still alive!

    Stephanie : Stop lying.

    Emily : Okay, you guys. I think we should just sit down and talk this out.

    Sean : Emily, you sit down. You hated Stephanie. You used to watch her vlog and rip her apart.

    Stephanie : All I wanted was to be your friend.

    Emily : You were. And then you fucked my husband and my insurance plan.

    Sean : Don't blame her! This is so typical of you!

    Emily : Sean, I was just trying to get us out of crushing fucking debt.

    Sean : Yeah, maybe if you had the good sense to give me a call, I could've helped you with this little plot of yours.

    Emily : Oh, please, you haven't come up with a decent plot in ten years.

    Sean : Really? Right now?

    Stephanie : Can I say something, as the lady with the gun? Nicky deserves better than both of you.

    Emily : Fuck you! I love my kid.

    Sean : Shut up!

  • Emily : [after Stephanie takes a picture of her]  Did you just take my picture?

    Stephanie : I'm yearbook mom.

    Emily : Did I ask you to take my picture? Erase it.

    Stephanie : Oh, you look really chic. It's just for Faces and Places. Just for the other parents.

    Emily : Erase it, or I'll slap a fucking injunction on your yearbook. Do you understand?

    Stephanie : Yeah. Okay.

    [Deletes the picture] 

    Stephanie : Yeah, it's gone. Whoa. Bye bye.

    Emily : Don't do that again.

    Stephanie : Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry. Or I didn't mean to offend you. Um, I'm sure that stuff's really sensitive in your industry.

    Emily : Oh, no. It's all good.

    Stephanie : I'm probably not the kind of person that you're normally friends with.

    Emily : Oh, you do not want to be friends with me. Trust me.

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