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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" The Big House Pt. 2 (TV Episode 2017) Poster

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Jake Peralta: [Talks to himself, trying to get through solitary] Okay. No big deal. Five days is nothing. I'm not afraid to be alone with my thoughts. My thoughts are awesome. "Die Hard 6" on a cruise ship, pizza bagel restaurant, my father never loved me, I'm gonna die alone oh, boy, that happened fast.

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Caleb: Well, you know, whenever I'm backed into a corner, I just do what I do best: I drive across country, forge a new identity, and then take a job as a camp counselor.

Jake Peralta: Oh, my God. Caleb, you're a genius.

Caleb: I wouldn't say genius. That camp ran a pretty extensive background check.

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Jake Peralta: Oh, my God, I guess I'm addicted to meth. No, I'm not. I just love it and I am consumed with the thought of doing it again.

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Amy Santiago: [Commenting on a book wrongfully shelved at the library] A 300 call number in the fine arts section? What is this, Beirut?

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Guard: It just seems like you wanna be with Jamie-Lynn. I mean, you keep talking about her thigh gap.

Captain Ray Holt: That's my favorite part of a woman. There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.

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