Tennyson Duvall: As you have probably noticed, this is a nation full of increasingly unhappy women. But luckily, there is a technological solution to every human problem. See, once I perfect, market, and distribute this contraption,
[oscillating steam piston]
Tennyson Duvall: common housewives should be able to achieve a quick and efficient climax as part of her daily morning routine.
Creeley Turner: I see.
Tennyson Duvall: And then she can perform her important supportive household chores with a properly pleasant demeanor. Improving everyday American lives through progress and innovation is the Duvall family motto.
Creeley Turner: Very reassuring.