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The Conjuring (2013)
Did i see the same movie as everyone else?
The Conjuring is not nearly as bad as it could have been, it did have some pretty solid jump scares and every actor could hold their own on screen. However; This movie had way too much going on, there were witches, evil dolls, possession, demons, psychic visions, etc. Waiting for each of the sub plots to come to their epic conclusion felt like watching paint dry as the scenario breaks into even smaller pieces and more sub plots appear. The ending didn't feel like an effective pay off at all, and call me simple but i prefer a bit of grisly violence in my horror movies which this movie was devoid of.
Not to mention the ghosts were not scary looking in the least bit (with the exception of that damn doll) and they looked like they were ripped right out of insidious, which just takes away from the movie.
This movie is just jump scares irrelevant to the plot and a boring excuse to cash in out the success of insidious.
Cannibal ferox (1981)
kind of a letdown.
so i rented this movie along with a friend. it said on the cover it was banned in 31 countries, and placed a disclaimer before the feature. But, minus the famous Amputation of a certain body part scene. This movie was nothing more or Less But a B-Movie trying to shock you. There really is nothing disgusting here, besides the Animal Scenes. And i made sure it was the uncut version before i rented it.
It takes too long for the "brutal"Scenes if you can call them that. and The ending was just flat out dumb.
If you want to be shocked or whatever, rent something else.
Actually it isn't fake at all. pretty good if u can stand the vulgar side.
okay a person upon viewing this film would think "Nobodys like that this is just trying to be like "Thirteen" or "kids". But a person who's seen this stuff IE. Someone who's actually seen a ghetto, not picket fences and rose bushes, could possibly relate to this movie. As a kid, growing up in a pretty controversial environment, i was one of those people. Sure, ill give it the fact that the extreme language and useless nudity, kinda ruined its effect a little. But this is real life people. Kids do drugs, sex, and suicide. try watching the news sometime, you might see what i mean.
another "big issue" over this movie was Anne Hathaway's nude scenes. Which i felt were only half necessary in one part, the gang rape, which even though was pretty X-rated, it was needed.
this isn't a movie about gangs or "wiggers" or bad kids, its about making mistakes, meeting the wrong people, and watching your life fall apart over it. IE Bijou Phillips' character attempting suicide at the end or Anne Hathaway being quoted as "the loneliest girl I've ever met".
if u can stand nudity and vulgar language, and ur willing to think outside of the box, watch this movie. if u cant do that. skip it
If I Die Before I Wake (1998)
This movie ROCKS
Mg, i cant explain how good this movie is.... while it may not be perfect, it makes up for it in ways....
*spoilers* the movie starts off on a happy way, everyones sleeping cep't the son, And there's cheery music playing, then, then the chaos begins, I am only 14 and i have watched this movie, which with average 14 year olds can be a bit, ehhh... mainly because it is very violent, I'm talking, skull bashings ,eye stabbings, rape, and there's even a bit of pedophile mixed in.
Now don't get me wrong this isn't a gore filled massacre but, I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone who cant watch a Friday the 13th movie.
The dialog/acting is pretty good in this movie considering it is a low-budget movie. i was really surprised by the girl who plays Lori Beth she is very convincible, which adds to the chill. also the main thug is very frightening, mainly cuz he is so vulgar.
If u like low budget movies and u want to be scared...RENT THIS but if ur expecting a gore fest rent- something else.
W O W !
I have heard about this movie from a friend, and while i was at my local video store i was in a rush to find a movie, and i came across Thirteen. i rented it not knowing what to expect.
So i popped it in my DVD player and hopped on my couch. I almost turned it off after the first 30 seconds of the movie. Because of the whole " hit me !" thing. But i didn't want to put the money to waste so i kept watching.
Now normally these kind of movies are usually destroyed by bad performances. but the beautiful Evan Rachel Wood. And her great acting skills made this movie better then it would of been if frickin Jennifer Aniston acted in it....
OK back to the movie. this is a very dark tale about a girl who would do ANYTHING to fit in. And i do mean anything, this of course leads to drugs and sex yes Sex at 13.
The only thing that got me about this movie was the fact that these kids were only 13. and they're already throwing their lives away. but at the same time its kind of a wake up call to make sure your kids are safe.
So next time your in a bugger to find a movie. I highly recommend you rent Thirteen. I give it a
gory,fun,and fast paced
gory,fun,and fast paced 4 words tht describe SHREDDER. It starts off with a mysterous snoboarder (chad later found out) who is being followed by thw SHREDDER of the movie which is a skier in all black inclouding black goggles.Well brad gets killed and the fun begins. the begining is kinda boring till u get to the part with
the girl who is killed on the ski lift which ihas got to be one of the biggest concidences of any horror movie.What happens is a girls scarf gets stuck on the chairlift and get hung.You be the judge.There are other deaths like being beat by a shovel. But the most memoral one is either the one where the kid with the camara gets a ski pole thru the lenz and into his eye... grim but the most gory is the one where the girl gets sucked into a show blower... nasty but over all this is a good average slasher i give it a 7/10 im not gonna tell u who the killer is but it is a girl.
NO NO NO NO
what the heck is this c'mon cant we make a movie worth watching? i mean a movie about killer green things? and the worst thing was that there was hardly any gore. But at least the name is original. to bad the plot isn't so go waste your time on a good movie like halloween or scream and throw away hobgoblins and run away!