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Avengers: Endgame (2019)
A big meh with some wow
I have seen all marvel movies except for captain marvel, because of obvious reasons and endgame showed it was justified.
The movie starts off Insanely slow or rather really fast and then 2 hours (what it felt like) slow.
After that the big battle really makes an effort, but really have to shut down your brain, a lot doesn't feel like it makes sense. Then slow again until the end. Some people even cried... Like wtf. And the jokes, omg they were 99
0% horrible. People who voted this movie high are probably the same who laughed at these jokes. It is not an insult when I call them simple minded.
Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019)
Wow actually good
The movie finds a very good balance between keeping what many love and how the movie portraits the universe. The pokemon are done very good, the story is solid.
A real childrens movie
I've seen some reviews before and this movie was supposed to be somehow good. It really was just meh. But i think for children (even though there were some questionable hard scenes) it could be something nice. Also the after credit scene was probably more hilarious than the actual movie.
Game of Thrones: The Long Night (2019)
Probably the worst episode so far
Spoiler tag just in case. No real spoilers though.
I feel like the writers can't deliver the big showdown episodes. I felt exactly the same with Battle of the Bastards. So many things make 0 sense. Ex machina after ex machina. Shaky cam, shaky cam. Slow walking.... boredom. Maybe it is just that people can't be satisified with stuff that was teased for so long.... I just feel like the last and this season are too rushed in the term of storytelling. And deliver too much fanservice. GoT turned from something special to something ordinary.
The Perfect Date (2019)
Solid mediocre flick
The idea behind this is very nice. At times it become really cringy and the characters action actually make no sense at all other than serve the plot later on. Watched it with my gf, cant complain it was enough entertainment to not be bored, i have seen far worse. I'll give it a very casual 7.
Triple Frontier (2019)
Its a huge meh. With little wow
I had the feeling that i was waiting for something throughout the whole movie but it never came, and then the movie was over and i asked myself why i watched this movie in the first place.
It delivers some solid action and gore but wants to be more centered on the main protagonists. Yet it doesnt really make any of them super compelling or interesting.
What a trash movie. And not the trashy good kind.
Where do i start...Ok ive been looking forward to seeing this since i saw the trailer, i thought it had potential to be some decent entertainment.
Lets start with the germans, to be clear i am german and i am quiet used to american propaganda and how they portrait germans etc in movies. And i am mostly fine with american patriotism and that we are always the baddies. But in this one it was a special kind of stupid. Sure it is fiction but it doesnt even make sense, they portrait them as pure evil and not even close to a normal human. The problem with that is that a lot of people are simple enough that they take this for real.
Well whatever, lets discuss the movie. First third is totally useless and is supposed to introduce the characters. But you never really care about them at all. The transition period is just boring and stupid. Then the Zombie stuff, why we are here...kinda alright i guess. Nice gore. But the story is still makes no sense at all. In the end you just got the brutality and fights to entertain you. Overall too trashy to be any good. Would rate it as a waste of time.
Exactly what i want to see
Perfect elite killer shooter. Like John Wick and the Punisher, this gives me hope for more gritty, gory movies. We need more of this, did i already mention that ? MORE MORE MORE
NOT what i expected
Seriously way different than the SJW fest i expected. Actually worth watching.
Destination Wedding (2018)
Something very different
IF you expect your typical romcom you are far fetched. This is truly something special maybe a bit too arty for some people, it certainly explores more possibilities of doing these kind of movies. Just watch it, it a bit weird but not more cringy than all these other romcoms.
Kanojo to kanojo no neko (1999)
I like cats
As i said i like cats. But i must write something to publish this review. NYAN NYAN NYAN
LazyTown: Robbie's Dream Team (2014)
Now listen closely...
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
Pretty much every heist movie ever
There is nothing special about this movie, if you have seen a few movies before you have pretty much seen all the close call moments and the story is also very predictable. At the end it gets a bit rediculous who double, triple, quadra crosses each other. Atleast its not a mess like TLJ was. Oh and the female Robot fighting for Robot rights... really ? It wasnt as annoying as i thought but still unfitting.
I raise my 1 Star protest rating to a justified 6 star rating.
TLDR: Everyone can make a better movie than Rian Johnson.
One of the better RL anime adaptations
Looking at you Deathnote. Please merica, leave stuff like this to the people who actually know what they are doing.
Very solid action movie
Fans of the series will definitely like it. The best MI movie of the recent years and it even continues earlier storylines.
The Dragon Prince (2018)
I wasnt a fan of Avatar, never got into it. So i guess if you liked that you will like this one too. My biggest problem with this show was, that it felt too much like a childrens show. No deaths, stupid characters. Its very simple.
Probably planed long term
Feels good and entertaining. Its noticable that this is from the creator of simpsons. Its kinda mature but not as explicit as other adult animated series.
Kazoku wa tsuraiyo (2016)
Watched this second movie on the plane ride back from Japan. It simply amazed me, i laughed and i cried. Its just something so different than what we in the west are used to, it has its own wonderful charm. I dont know much about family life in Japan, but that a lot how i imagine it. Though id consider the movie as a comedy it has some serious topics to it and makes you think about family and its value.
Cant wait to see the third movie in the future. Hopefully i can watch it somewhere, its hard enough to find these movies back in europe.
I watched the first one today with a friend and it also was really good.
Kazoku wa tsuraiyo 2 (2017)
Watched this movie on the plane ride back from Japan. It simply amazed me, i laughed and i cried. Its just something so different than what we in the west are used to, it has its own wonderful charm. I dont know much about family life in Japan, but that a lot how i imagine it. Though id consider the movie as a comedy it has some serious topics to it and makes you think about family and its value.
Cant wait to see the third movie in the future. Hopefully i can watch it somewhere, its hard enough to find these movies back in europe. I watched the first one today with a friend and it also was really good.
Another Sequel to a reboot nobody needed
Its just horrible in every way. It doesnt make sense and is so badly written that you know what will happen next all the time. The plot is thinner than the original Jurassic World. Watching it just hurts me inside, not in TLJ way but in a logical way. I dont know how to discribe it but its just mental pain.
Deadpool 2 (2018)
What an amazing movie
We need more movies like these. Never thought that DP2 could actually be this good. It was just amazing entertainment. And everyone who doesnt agree probably liked TLJ. People without taste.
Ready Player One (2018)
EA Games the Movie
Quiet funny how the villain is basically an EA CEO.
The rest of the movie is basically fanservice / nostalgia the movie.
Some dumb plot holes, but figuring that out is half the fun.
The love story is completely unnecessary and doesnt fit at all.
Character development is nonexistent.
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
The Star Wars movie we never got.
So i've been expecting nothing surprising from this movie. Age of Ultron was average, Civil War and Black Panther were horrible and Thor was creativly a little different but still marvel level.
But IW really surprised me, i never thought they could make it interesting that everyone fights the same all mighty guy. But lets say they found a clever way that makes perfect sense. The movie itself feels like nice adventure with a lot of different settings and fights. Every character recieves enough time to feel relevant and plot appropiate. The humour is alright and sometimes even funny, never thought my grumpy self could say that. I absolutely despised the comedy in Guardians 2 and especially TLJ. Also Thanos is not a dumb villian Ultron was, he is actually interestingand has motives that one can understand, if to even relate. Thats always what makes good villians shine.
All in all i am very surprised and loved the movie.
Black Panther (2018)
Nobody needed this movie
I was thinking about what i could write in this review, but there is nothing left of the movie. Nothing is relevant for the Marvel story, it is just another cashgrab and a political statement. Simply the worst marvel movie to date.
S(tar) J. W(ars): The Mary Sue Jedi
After some time i have to make a point. I see a 7,3 as total rating. Yet almost every single written review on here shows how much people hate this movie. Only one conlcusion, bots dont write reviews.
I hate this movie and everything about it. I wont pay any more money for another Disney SW and watching the "Solo" trailer made me stand by that firmer. Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy have no clue about Star Wars, aswell as all the people who like this movie and even movies in general (because it is just a horrible movie by itself even without the high SW expecations people had). Usually i let everyone have their opinion but not this time. It was such a horrible experience i think i actually got PTSD from watching it. Several weeks after seeing it i still rant about it every now and then. Bringing modern politics, SJWs and PC into SW ruins everything else this movie could have to offer which is almost exclusively on the visual side.