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Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019)
The special effects are top notch but the story is ludicrous.
It's alo the most PC movie you'll ever see. In the first 15 minutes every race on earth is introduced except for white people and when one happens to show up it -- you guessed it -- a female. And that lasts for 15 seconds. It's anotehr 15 minutes for a 5 second interaction with an adult white couple. Then back to Ethnic City. What do you think the underlying message is?
I was bored out of my mind.
This movie is for 7 year olds. If you are older, you will be pulling your hair out.
Yet another drawn out boring episode.
There are only a couple characters that are worth our time and pairing them with losers who you hope will get eaten just makes for a really boring time
A Complete Boring Mess
This movie is slow and exceedingly poorly written.
It's an extraordinary bore fest.
There's nothign to recommend. It's so badly made that sometimes the sound is tinny because then didnt do any post production work on it.
Bride of Scarecrow (2019)
Coulda Woulda Shoulda
The concerpt is a bit like Jeepers Creepers only not even 1% as good. It's rather moronic actually.
Very poorly written and directed
Yurusarezaru mono (2013)
A Western with a Japanese Sensibility
The story is esspentially the same as Eastwood's Unforgiven, without the political correctness.
It's a bit slower but that doesnt make it bad. I truly think the handful of clowns wo gave this low ratings don't know how to read subtitles and are longing for an Ironman 4.
This is a beautiful movie. Well shot.
And the sword play is great
Robert Reborn (2019)
Direct to Video Garbage
There is nothing to recommend about this movie. The budget had to be 3 pence.
The writing is dismal, there is no acting o speak f and the directing is 3rd grade.
The Robert Doll is the wirst doll you will EVER see. It looks like it was made by a 5th grader.
If ever there was a case for a Robert abortion, this is it.
This movie is so freaking slow and plodding it is nearly unwatchable.
They stretched out a 45 minute film into 90 minutes and it shows.
The acting is a B- and the storyline is a C
Direction gets a C+
The acting is a B-
Ben Kingsley must need the money.
Fear the Walking Dead: Channel 4 (2019)
Now they Go to Shaky Cam in Order to Annoy us.
A new all time low for this horrible series. The entire first half is Blair Witch shaky cam BS that will drive you nuts and put you to sleep.
My suggestion is to FF till there is only 35 minutes left. Does it get better? Marginally. But at least they are not doing those stoopid first person interviews -- until the end.
Please cancel this show!
The people involved in this movie have made all kinds of excuses for it being a bomb -- including saying people were expecting Marvel but there's lots of movie flavors out there and this is one of them.
The truth is, this is just a bad movie.
Everything about it is horrible.
The acting sucks. The direction is pathetic. The storyline is boring. The music is hideous. The music is arguably the worst part of this film -- next to Hellboy's look which is disturbing. He looks more like a hillbilly biker than a supernatural being.
Fallen Angel (1945)
Exceedingly slow and rather uninteresting movie from Otto Preminger.
The exposition takes WAY too long and honestly the characters are not all that compelling. Neither is he story.
Ever wonder why we have a violence problem in this country? Look to Hollywood.
This is a sick demented over the top ith blood and gore horror movie.
They threw in the lez scene so there wouldnt be protests from the agenda.
It's a very stop and start sort of movie with long boring exposition followed by fits of bloody gore.
The production values are better than the first 3 movies.
City of Lies (2018)
Johhny Be Lookin' Old
This movie was deemed unsell-able. It had a very limited release and then went to streaming.
Not really sure who the audience is for this in that it's about two ancient dead rappers AND the movie is poorly directed. Should have been on cable.
The movie isnt horrible but it IS horribly slow and filled with scenes that are way too long or useless in furthering th exposition.
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009)
The concept is decent and it's not a bad movie although a lot of the writing is dumb.
The thing is, it keeps your attention even if it's dumb. Until it gets really dumb.
Then it doesnt
Triple Frontier (2019)
Was up untalented actors like Affleck star making htese boiler plate action flicks to keep the money rollin gin. It's happend to Stallone, Schwartzenegger, you name it.
Only Affleck was never at their caliber. He's a never was who can't act. How he got the Batman role is a mystery. He was an abomination.
This movie has been done a thousand times before. And better.
Looking for Lennon (2018)
This movie is garbage. A bunch of self-described Beatles expert who werent even born when the Beatles hit pretend they know what was in John's mind.
It's complete rubbish.
Way too Slow
The production values are decent but man this movie moves slow. For the first third of the movie odd sounds are heard but no one seems to wan o know why. Then when the attic crawls space door is found open the girl closes it and ignores the pitter pattering. CALL THE POLICE at least!
Valley of the Dolls (1967)
They Don't Make 'Em Like This No More
This is a nearly unwatchable, severely dated piece of crap.
Thinly drawn unbelievable characters with a smattering of old timers thrown in.
The only thing interesting in this film were the exterior stock shots of NYC in the 60's -- to see how it was crumbling and knowing how Guilani rebuilt the city, oly to crumble again under psycho DiBlassio
It actually has lines like this: an aging chick who is hitting on a young stud says: Darling, at night all cats are grey."
Get it? OMG the lines are so cheesy it must have been written by a mouse.
Shocking that this was a hit back in the day.
Japanese Godzilla Ruined by Chinese Backing -- What WON'T They Steal?
Could have been good if not for the Chinee backing that nearly eliminated Japanese influence.
Mostly unfolds like Independence Day without a good storyline.
Could have been SO much better
Pandora Peaks (2004)
Hard to beelive that Russ Meyer had anything to do with this piece of crap. The directing doesnt resemble Meyer at all. In fact, the beginning has a yound guy doing the directing on Will Shire -- as he says it.
The entire film is ust an hour of boring clips of this loser with other people taking still photography in the fram -- again hardly a Russ Meyer trademark. She's not attractive and has none of the boyant personality that other Meyer babes had. She' down right boring.
It appears more that this is just a publicity stunti for Peaks and Meyer had nothing to do with it. I watched the credits and in fact, it was directed by some guy name D. Kelly Marsalis! How is this being credited to Meyer?
OK so I'll be the first to offer a review for this Thai zombie movie. It's got sub titles so be prepared to actully concentrate on the screen. I've been to Thailand so am familiar with thepeople and the culture. I always find it interesting that actors from foreign countries don't really resemble the people of their country.
Just an observation. True all over. Mexico, India, you name it.
Anyway, this is a comedy horror film. It's phortographed very well. The direction is fine. Even the actin is good. It's the storyline that's really dumb.
To be honest, it's really hard to get past how utterly dumb this movie is. Too bad.
Teenagers Battle the Thing (1958)
Stupid and Not Mysterious
One of the other two reviews on here says this movie has a mysterious background. There is nothing mysterious about it.
Basically the movie sucked, it barely got a release and then like 20 years later during a Bigfoot craze in the news, the owners tried to cash in by expanding the unreleased film. The two stars from the original movie appear as adults in the opening scene of the 1976 film. The rest of Curse of Bigfoot consists of the entire 1963 film seen as a flashback. Except this original film focused on the resurrection of a mummy and had nothing to do with Bigfoot.
Anyway you look at it, it sucks
Annabelle Comes Home (2019)
WOW, A Surprise
To be honest, I was expecting this additional Annabelle outing to suck. Far from it. And here's the reason: instead of deciding to go for shlock the writer and director took their time with this film and developed a slow build that was just so cool.
Generally sequels go right into the action. This is a great exposition. Nice film
Wrong Turn (2003)
More Boring than Scary
This movie is a buzz kill.
It relies on sudden loud music and sound to scare you. After the second time it's freakin' annoying.
And here's a hint: if you go into a shack in the middle of dense woods and you find a ton of keys to BMW's get out now.
Love, Gilda (2018)
Wow was this bad or what?
More proof that women cn't direct.
It's the slowest nost boring drawn out doc you'll ever see.
Apparently, she was a fat rich girl who later became aneorexic richer.
She got addicted to dexadrin at 10.
Even her laer husband, Gene Wilder, is on record saying she was very difficult and a load.
Wo cares? She's dead and somehow this is still one of the most self-absorbed pieces you'll ever see. It's a snooze fest and if the sappy bad music track doesnt kill you, the unending pontificating will
The show has devolved into a boring insulting mess.
PLEASE cancel it already and put it out of it's burlesque laffable misery